EL COBAYA: Sólo para varones
¡Qué incorrección política la mía! Escribo hoy sólo para las gentes de mi sexo: el viril. ¿Excluyo, pues, a las mujeres, las confino en el gineceo, les prohíbo la entrada a esta columna? No del todo, lo último, pues si bien es cierto que sólo los varones tenemos próstata, y la padecemos, también es verdad que las mujeres sufren en voz pasiva las dolencias y las carencias originadas por los alifafes de esa glándula del aparato urogenital masculino en sus maridos, sus parejas y sus amantes. Los hombres somos muy quejicas, y en la senectud ni les cuento.
Sobra ya añadir, a estas alturas de mi relato, que hoy les hablaré de lo dicho, de la próstata o, más bien, de un remedio alternativo para prevenir su deterioro y acaso, aunque de eso ya no estoy seguro, para atajarlo. Haciéndolo respondo desde aquí a los centenares de personas que se han dirigido electrónicamente a mí después de que me refiriese hace un par de semanas al asunto en el informativo que aún presento por las noches en Telemadrid.
Dije en esa sede, y lo reitero en ésta, que mi próstata, a los setenta y un años, es de tamaño casi normal ―ligerísima hipertrofia sin malignidad alguna― y su indicador de PSA, a fecha de 11 de diciembre de 2007, era de 1’14. O sea: casi de bebé, habida cuenta de que el baremo de normalidad abarca del cero al cuatro.
¿Genética? Puede, pero por si natura no bastase tomo yo desde hace cosa de seis años una píldora diaria de un producto que se comercializa en herbolarios y parafarmacias, o por internet, y cuyo factor activo es la sabal serrulata, latinajo del que sólo sé que es una hierba y que, al menos en mi caso y en el de Jodorowsky, funciona. Lo sé no sólo por el satisfactorio estado actual de mi próstata, sino también porque en el momento de empezar a tomarla padecía yo a menudo esas urgencias de imperiosa micción que suelen asaltar a los varones de edad provecta y que, no revistiendo gravedad alguna, sí tienen la mala virtud de incomodar y poner en apuros a quienes las padecen. Pues bien: iniciar la ingesta de la píldora que hoy gloso y desaparecer por completo esos apremios fue todo uno. Ni siquiera tengo que levantarme a media noche para visitar el sitio donde el baño pierde su honesto nombre.
Fue el ya citado Jodorowsky, y por eso lo cité, quién me ponderó el producto y empezó a enviármelo desde Francia, donde se comercializa con el rótulo de Sabal, hasta que un buen día descubrió mi mujer que también en España se vende, igualito en todo y por todo, incluso en el envase, al francés, aunque con distinto nombre: Sabalsan. Es el que tomo ahora, aunque hay también otros más o menos parecidos e incluso una versión homeopática, el Prostasán, de cuya eficacia nada puedo decir, porque no lo he probado, y si lo recomendara, como recomiendo el que yo ingiero, no estaría haciendo honor, sino deshonrando, a mi condición de cobaya.
Amo al prójimo como a mí mismo. Por eso soy cobaya y por eso escribo esta columna.
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Querido Fernando me gusta seguirte. Quisiera saber por favor si puedes recomendarme los complementos alternativos que tomas, pues viniendo de ti me da confianza. Me refiero a la melatonina, sabalsan, etc…
amigo Fernando, me contagias con tu seguridad, tengo 66 años y enpece con el sobalsan hace un mes, de un dia para otro notr la diferencia, alucine, pero despues he vuelto como antes o quiza peor, tengo paciencia y me observo dia a dia…. un abrazo
Amigo Fernando: estoy operado de prostata y tengo una protexis en el pito pero yo no he sentido nada a faVOR.creo que la protexis para mi ha sido negativa pues no siento nadA DE PLACER apenas siento algo. Mi problema es que me orino sin daqrme cuenta llevo paños, pero tengo que cambiarlos continuamente. Mi vida es un calvario, pendiente de que no me moje cuando siento como orino sin continencia. Seria bueno el SABALSAN. gRACIAS.
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